In preparation for the release of our Kittery episode of Food Coma TV, I thought I’d share a few of the highlights of that day…

After a relaxing evening spent in a suite at the White Barn Inn, I enjoy a few glasses of Champagne before meeting the gang at Bob’s Clam Hut. Because I am early, I decide to duck into The Weathervane for a few beers to prime myself, and in the process strike up a conversation with the bartender. She is quite bored, and complaining that they have been dramatically overstaffing the bar as of late, so I urge her to quit. As of this writing, I have no news to report regarding her employment status.
Maine-based rapper Spose is our special guest for the episode, and we immediately get to bonding over a few enormous platters of fried seafood. We discuss the merits of what makes Bob’s a hut, rather than a shack or a shanty, while sampling some of the best clams in the state, slathered in tartar sauce that is made in-house.

Because Bob’s is right next door to the Kittery Trading Post, we decide to explore a little. After being warned that we will most likely be shot if we try to film in the premises, we wander about and witness Joel purchasing an actual tomahawk for god fucking knows what.
Then it’s off to the Black Birch, where we are sent out course after course of decadent food such as duck confit poutine, chicken liver mousse, and tagliatelle Bolognese. When I actually have to stop the flow due to having other places to eat, their response is ‘I thought the show was called Food Coma?” A quick shot of tequila puts us back on track, and to kill time between our next spot a few of us hoof it over to Loco Coco’s, for another round of Don Julio 1942 shots. I will add that this premium tequila is quite modestly priced here…

After going drink for drink all day, Spose is beginning to show signs of annihilation at our final destination, Tulsi. If you haven’t been here, I can tell you that it is by far the best Indian cuisine I’ve ever tasted. Chef Raj Mandekhar treats us to a spectacular feast, and after about 6 bottles of French rose Spose retires to the men’s room, where I will just say he forgets to turn his mic off and… well…

Kittery was easily one of the best shoots in relation to the quality and diversity of the food we were served. Personally, I already enjoyed eating in this town just as much as Portland, and this time was no exception.
Enjoy the episode.
Joe

all photos by Zack Bowen